Advertise
Put your brand in front of Dallas's most self-aware readers. There are several of them.
Our readers are young-ish, brunch-forward, and deeply invested in appearing to live in a smaller town than they do. They have disposable income and nowhere to park.
Options
- Sponsored post. We write something funny about your business. You approve it. It is still funny, mostly.
- Newsletter sponsor. Your logo at the top of the monthly, right where people start skimming.
- Playlist takeover. Pick one song. We will explain it.
- Print. Coming soon, once we find a bar that will stack us by the door.
Rates
Cheaper than a Cowboys ticket, more meaningful than a Cowboys season. Get in touch and we will send the media kit, which is also satire, but the prices are real.